Monday, June 2, 2008

THE BEAST


oh hell! everyday at 430 or so, the biggest, dumbest, BIGGEST flying black thing comes into the trailer and tries to mate with the fake flowers holding the roof to the trailer. i usually run out screaming and don takes care of it. this time i patiently waited for it to leave, but it wouldn't. i don't know how i was able, but i found the courage to slam the window shut trapping it between the glass and the screen. there's a rather large hole in the bottom left of the screen, but the dumb ass couldn't find it. so he just crawled around freaking out for the longest time. long enough for me to take this picture. all of a sudden, he found the hole and flew out. quickly i ran to the other window with NO SCREEN and slammed it shut. and i shut the door. now i'm trapped in the trailer. it's probably out there with 50 of it's closest dumbest friends waiting to attack me. &$&%&%_!!!!

the other crazy thing is, there is a spider living outside the screen on top of the trailer. every time the beast went up to that corner the spider came down on it's side of the screen and tried to eat the beast. so weird. i wonder if the beast first took down the spider upon it's release before it comes after me.

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